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Out of Context Theater: Pathfinder 2

• Zoombie: "Awww, all our parents came back to life! Nooo!"
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• Crag: "I want to get it dirty, then wash it, then get it dirty again."
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• Zoombie: "Name the number of times you've hit a blizzard with a sword."
• Crag: "THREE."
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• GM S_Link: "Your shaft.... [breaks into giggles]"
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• strails: "The bleedings will continue until the drownings stop."
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• strails: "Wrap your feet in wolves."
• Meg: "Woof woof woof wooRRRBLURBLEGURRRBLEEEBUUURLB."
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• Zoombie: "It's more important that we get lost! I mean-"
• [Everyone bursts out laughing]
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• strails: "Whose idea was it to make Burn Victim 5 our party face?"
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• Crag: "I put on pants a while ago!"
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• GM S_Link: "Dice don't have dicks."
• Zoombie: "Don't be so racist against dice!"
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• FyreNWater: "Are you eating your keys again?"
• Zoombie: "Of course not! I'm eating my finger!"